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justin bieber nude pics!!! XXX!

first off, wtf are you doing clicking on this? anyone at the age where they like bieber probably shouldn’t match up with the age at which you should be looking at nude pics of bieber. are you some kind of sicko?

but seeing as you’re here, i felt it useful enough to bring up “never say never”. a biographical film account of the young pop sensation’s life… biographical. it’s a story about his life. 16 years. i have had cars, and underwear, and unused condoms that are older than that. and probably have a lot more personality and talent as well. no wait, i take that back. i give credit where it is due, and the kid is talented. but enough to the point of warranting a film? i imagine there are producers and managers instead laughing all the way to the bank.

the tag line of the film is “never say never”. and in the trailer, bieber goes as far as to say something to the tune of “there will be times when people say your dreams aren’t possible. well i’m here to tell you that they are.”

well that’s easy for you to say isn’t it? you’ve got the fucking world at your feet at the age of 16. dreams do come true? tell that to the resident alcoholic walter from my building who peddles second hand cushions (and stolen bike tires) on the side of the road for 50c a pop. i’ve no doubt his life turned out exactly like he wanted. i can only imagine how pissed off i’d get if i were in his shoes, catching bieber on tv telling me “yeah man, go live your life”.

and hey, there’s probably some jealousy in my ramblings. and truth be known, confuscious had a saying, that “he who says he can, and he who says he can’t are often both correct”. which i think is fair enough. but whatever, at least confuscious isn’t on the billboard top20 putting it in my face everyday.

fuck bieber.

r.